War toys, war toys, good old-fashioned war toys
From popguns, tin soldiers and wooden swords
Rambo, machine guns and Skeletors.

These are the things for which they yearn
Think-of the use-ful stuff kids learn
Like how to inflict a laser burn
On all of their buddies at school.   [D]

War toys, war toys, good old-fashioned war toys
From popguns, tin soldiers and wooden swords
Rambo, machine guns and Skeletors.

If-they can not have what's on TV
They'll-be screwed-up psych-o log-ic al-ly
They must-be prepared for World War III
While they're still, impressi-na-ble kids.