Gaggle of Grannies
(Tune: Side by Side)

Oh we're just a gaggle of grannies
Urging you off of your fannies
We're telling you boys
We're sick of your toys
No more war!

We know kids are over there dying
We think you ought to start tryin'
And tell the congress
To get out of this mess
No more war!

It's outright confusion
Started on false pretense
No weapons fo mass destruction
-- Why not give peace a chance?

Oh, we may be a gaggle of grannies
But we've gotten off of our fannies
And we're telling you now
We're angry --- and how!
No more war!

We really mean it
No more war
We'll say it nicely
No more war --(please)
We mean precisely
NO MORE WAR!